Yes, you read that right. . Christmas Dildo Contest!
And this isn't just any ole Christmas contest, this contest will spread Christmas cheer, provide laughs for your fellow Steemians, and also alleviate the pain and suffering of your coworkers inflicted by that asshole boss of yours. . .Yes, we are gonna give that motherfucker a Christmas gift he/she will never forget.
Is your asshole boss riding you for no reason?
Do you receive emails at weird hours with the expectation of an immediate response?
Does your boss make Bill Lumbergh from the movie Office Space look like a saint?
Do you report to a general douche bag or bitch whose life revolves around the corporate bottom line?
Is your life a living hell because you have to pay the bills, but can't quit your shitty job?
If given the chance without anyone knowing, would you piss in your boss coffee mug?
If you answered "yes" to any of the above questions, then this contest is for you
The rules are simple:
Go to your local sex store and buy a dildo. Any dildo will do, but the bigger the better. Make sure you use cash so there is no paper trail.
Take a picture of the receipt.
Go to your local Fedex, UPS, Or USPS. Or the equivalent in your country if you don't live in the US and mail that loser boss of yours their Christmas gift directly to the office. Obviously don't use your name on the return address. Take a picture of this receipt as well.
DM me on SteemChat with a picture of both receipts. My name is rawdawg on SteemChat as well. The more proof the better, but if you go through the trouble of doing all that, I will trust that you mean business.
The contest will only last 7 days. The first person to direct message me with proof is the winner.
REWARD: The minimum reward is 50SBD because that is what I am offering, but I encourage other Steemians to sponsor as well. If you would like to add to the reward pool, please comment your sponsor amount.
DISCLAIMER: Steem is not responsible if you don't know how to keep yourself discreet. Your identity from direct messaging me on Steem Chat will never be revealed. I will do a follow up post but your identity will not be revealed(unless you don't mind). Your boss is going to definitely change his tune, trust me. An anonymous gift such as this will make him/her think twice next time they do or say anything.
Enjoy! Tis' the season for giving!!!
Christmas Tree or Buttplug?
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Butt-plug will be accepted in place of dildo. Confirmed.
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