A pirate asks Captain Hook:
"Why do you have a hook in your right hand sir?" He asks
-Well, it's because one day a crocodile eaten my hand. the captain answers
-Ah ! And why do you have an eye patch Sir?
- Well it's because the next day a mosquito stung my eye and I scratched with my right hand forgetting that I had a hook.
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hehe, that was good humor @redouanemez