Many surreal things detectives have to face on a typical day, but a pig with two heads was one Detective Akpan hadn't seen in his fifteen years rising through the ranks of the county's inspection department.
Not to be deterred by the unexpected visual of a man holding a mutated pig, Detective Akpan opened up his inspector's case full of various instruments and forms and audibly sighed "Let's get this party started."
Distracted by the scream of the pig to notice the second shadowy figure, Detective Akpans vison lurched to the side as he moved, scattering the tools of the trade about, "You don't belong here" echoing in the dim light.
a very small man holding a baby pig. It was sleeping quietly in his arms and had two perfectly formed heads.
Many surreal things detectives have to face on a typical day, but a pig with two heads was one Detective Akpan hadn't seen in his fifteen years rising through the ranks of the county's inspection department.
Not to be deterred by the unexpected visual of a man holding a mutated pig, Detective Akpan opened up his inspector's case full of various instruments and forms and audibly sighed "Let's get this party started."
As he opened his case the pig with two heads wriggled free! Please help me, he screamed but, alas, the pig had departed.
Distracted by the scream of the pig to notice the second shadowy figure, Detective Akpans vison lurched to the side as he moved, scattering the tools of the trade about, "You don't belong here" echoing in the dim light.
The true pig lay in wait in the shadows. From behind the curtain, a two headed man stepped, his fat ruddy cheeks mirrored on his second visage.
"No," the stranger said, "It is you who should not be here."
"I belong everywhere", the figure said.
"Pigs with two heads are lucky.
It is hiding in the shed."
Catch it quick before it gets mucky!"
One piglet wore a bowtie, the other a velvet dress of ruby red.
A soft grunt as the strangely attired animal was re-positioned in the soft embrace, "Is there a problem here?" the silky caress of a voice.
One of the pigs opened it's eyes and began squealing which startled the small man, and he blurted out "they left it on my doorstep! What do I do?"