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!mightyslash

Whoops, looks like Schopenhauer didn't hear you. Try again!

!mightyslash

You draw your sword and perform a quick swing...
slash
LOL, you missed! The enemy is ready to counter and cleans off your head like a warm slice of butter. You lose a life, you fool. I think you need a little more practice stable boy!

!mightyslash

You draw your sword and perform a powerful swing:
slash
The sword slips out your hand hits a rock. Ha! A rookie mistake....but the battlefield does not forgive. The enemy leaps towards you with two big steps and sinks his sword into your chest. Without any mercy he watches you slowly sink to the ground as you exhale your last breath. You lose a life point.

!mightyslash

You draw your sword and perform a powerful overhead swing:
slash
You completely miss the enemy leaving yourself open to his attack. No second invitation is needed: The enemy finishes you off quickly, and chuckles at your weak moves. Lol, you are an idiot. You loose a life point.

oh man...Fortunately you will live again and continue to the next stage and get all 3 life points back (in this IBT all stages are independent - unfortunately unless you buy a life in the shop you must remember this as the day a dragon beat you up)...but the grand prize/boss round is where it's at, so hang in there.