Fun challenge Katy! Ok, I'm going to stick with Lake Tahoe area birds:
Worst bird/human name - Dark-Eyed Junco (yeah, don't do that to your kid...)
Most hilarious - Cheeseburger Bird (it's the mountain chickadees nickname but that would be funny)
Best - Steller Jay (Steller Savage??? That sounds cool!)
Good luck to you and Joseph with the naming process! We went with Kane for our son @enak.