Having major issues with my phone, And my laptop has decided now is the perfect time to send its mind to kingdom come.
Anyways, I did manage to read all, yes all (after battling with my phone like the various legionnaires did with each version of Those it faced. Now its face is probably no different from the legionnaire who managed to survive)...
And I liked @raj808 ''s entry the most. So he got my vote.
Though @jorlauski (pleasantly poetic) and @dirge (such a great spoiler with his sad sad sad endings) were also awesome with theirs!