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OMG! What are you doing? You go to draw three arrows but forgot to put your belt on and your pants fall down. You drop your bow to protect your Tralala and are forced to run from the battle field; As you flee, flashing everyone with your bare buttcheeks, the foe gently inserts a knife in your back...You lose a life! Please bring your belt next time!

OMG James....what are you doing?!

Ok so james has to admit, this isn't his garchomp...
(It is stolen, and angry)
(But really what do you expect from Team Rocket?)
It comes crashing down on the team!
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Ok it's yours Cacturne, get him!
"Use mega kick!"
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!sendabunchofarrows

Time to attack:
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What a show off you are!! Your hands move swiftly, your stance is impeccable, you are cooler than a bucket of ice on a sunny afternoon. All 3 arrows hit home and your foe crumbles at the mighty 12 point hit you just dealed.

"Great work Cacturne!" Exclaims Jessie.

"Almost thought we were gonna blast off" Meowth sighs...
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