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I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal
I decided to go for a wok.

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Why did the coffee go to the police?
Because it was mugged.

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I went to the doctors to see him about my memory loss.
But I forgot to mention it to him.

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What do whales like to eat?
Fish and ships.

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What’s Scooby Doos’ favorite drink?
Mountain Dooby Doo

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Apparently adding herbs to your garbage can makes it smell better.
But I don't have thyme for that rubbish.

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The first time I saw my future Wife was at the local Zoo.
I just knew she was a keeper.

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What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
You look drunk!

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Why did the hospital send all the nurses to art school?
So they could learn to draw blood.

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My neighbors listen to really good music.
Whether they like it or not.

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Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins.
But take a look at me now.

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I went to the doctors to see him about my memory loss.
But I forgot to mention it to him.

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Why can't you trust an atom?
Beause they make up everything.

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They’re selling pre-sliced fruit at Whole Foods
Hey, that's false advertising!

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