Hahaha! The first one, Vigilante, is the one that sounds the best. It's also the most funny! The third one, however, Stay High, really carries a message - a relatable one, in many ways! It's really hard to pick... But I'll go with Vigilante, and I'll tell you something funny.
In Spanish, "Vigilante" can simply mean "Watchman". You can call any security charged with supervising and keeping order in a place such as a mall "vigilante". Apartment complexes have "vigilantes" as well, obviously, and that's the funny bit.
You see, me and my friends always had to avoid "vigilantes" and hide from them when we smoked in any of our apartments' common areas. We failed some times, as you may have guessed, and that either went terribly (we got in trouble with some neighbor associations) or the "vigilante" was like the one in your limerick and just took a hit and left us to our chilling.
Great limerick! This ones are going to be really tough to beat. I think I'll get a little help from a common friend, if you know what I mean.