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You tune in deeply to your inner chackras and summon a lightening
lightening
The lightening is out of control and hits some innocient civillians that happen to be walking by. A mob of peasants gathers around and shoves that naughty wand up your A..And you are a dead magician now. You loose a life, Harry.

Oh no, sodomized again!?!?!? Angel Food is screaming and whining...
“STUPID BUTT-PIRATES ON THIS BOAT!?!?”

!l1

Your down to 1 life point:

Angel Food, now on the floor and rolling over attacks again.

!mysticzap

You perform a quick fireball attack:
fireball
### Wow! You impressed yourself with like the perfect fireball everrr, it exploded in the enemies face like its the 4th of July. Are you literally Merlin? You bring home a mighty hit of 6 points! Abra Kadabra and whatnot.