If you follow me or have read any of my earlier posts you will quickly realize I spend a lot of my time in very remote areas hanging out with various animal species. Whenever I am hanging out with them I always try to work out what it is they are saying to one another. This gave me an idea to see if I am not the only person in the world that does this on a constant basis. So, here is a little contest for everyone to join in on.
I upload a random photo that contains some animals interacting with one another.
All you have to do is in the comments section below write a caption of what you believe these animals are saying to one another.
The only rule is that you have a MAXIMUM of 2 comments per photo.
Pretty easy, right?? Extra points for creativity and anything that is comedy gold. Its all about having fun at the end of the day!
SO!!Here is the first photo to see if anyone likes it and if anyone actually enters.
2nd Place will receive 3 SBD; &
3rd Place will receive 2 SBD!
I am hoping to make more of these as often as I can and hope that I am able to raise up the winner amounts too!
I will announce the winners of this first contest Thursday evening. I know its not going long but I am about to jump on a ship to Antarctica and it will be a little difficult to do it whilst I am down there
(poor family members)
1rst : i want some food my mother i did not eat any thing scince three days.
2nd : i have nothing my beloved i have just my self you can eat my self.
Female: Honey theirs a leopard seal blocking are way. Im scared.
Male: Stay back honey. I'll handles this.
Two male penguins in the club.
Penguin1: oh my God my wife is in here.
Penguin2: Hide in my back and I will act cool.
"IS THAT ANOTHER FEMALES REGURGITATED FISH ON YOUR NECK! I KNEW YOU WERE SWIMMING WITH OTHER FEMALES. IF I COULD FLY AWAY WITH OUR BABY I WOULD YOU DIRTY BIRD! YOUR WINGTIP SMELLS LIKE FISH TOO!"
Brother. He is the one who bothers me in school.
ok... i will give you a lesson!!!
Male: hold my hand honey let's walk like a couple
Male:come on follow me I will protect you from those assholes
Male penguin : What your hiding in there woman?
Female penguin: What!! hiding what in where?
Penguin 1: did you hear our mates (snake and monkey) were alleged to have stolen over 100k and 200k dollars? Penguin 2: Oh really! how do we get there for our share of the African country national cake
1: Hey, have you seen any ice around?
2: Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about the Seal King?
Male :baby I love your boos I feel like holding them.
Female : dear you are making me feel shy .Humm am blushing
TWO PENGUINS Not in Love 🤣
Jo : Lucy , that nemo is flying again , trying to show off his slim body , don't look now ! He wants to show off 😡
Lucy : WHAT!!! WHERE!!! Ooo look at those Abs 😈😈
Jo : Ai ai 😞😨
Lucy : WHAT! Why are you so angry ?!
Jo : Well , I wanted to tell you this for a very long time , I....I ..I am in love with you 😍
Lucy : ooo , Sorry Jo , I love you like a friend , but you know how I am into guys with abs...hmm..I'm so sorry
Beautiful post.
First
Second
Can you tell im hungry? xP
Male: I think we should go this way to get our wings steemed.
Female: Are you sure? My feet are killing me.
How fun! “Honey, is that fish guts on your chest?”
nice! I like it :)
Is that seal musk I smell on your collar? You told me that affair was over!
And no mate, you are not alone in hanging out with cool creatures trying to figure out what they are saying. You just do it in much more interesting places, with more exotic animals, than I do in Canberra! I am jealous AF of your travels.
Yo jimmy don't look, but that penguin is the one I met at the club last night.
Dude, the wedding's cancelled, she ran off with an Emperor.
And for my second:-
Damn it Joe, I told you to iron that shirt, formal dress is ruined by crinkles!
Sucks in gut, chest out
"Hey babe, have you seen the gym?"
"Hey Frank, do you think that's a camera or a rifle he's holding there?"
"Don't care so long as he keeps aiming it at you."
the manicurist missed a bit!
hahahaah My answer is. Sweetheart have you taken a bath today. 😂 😂
"shit hun!!, when exactly would you grow b**bs?"
stretches
"shut up, what the fuck do you think is that black patch? am trying".
"Your strut could use less waddle. You've got to flaunt your paddles!"
Looks like one penguin is gossiping in the ear of other
When you get dressed for winter on that one random warm day in February
"Is that a dildo under your arm?"
"Yeah, I nicked it from a sex shop. The trick is to stick your nose in the air like this, and walk out like you own the place!"
Dude I'm always with you.. Ohhh God I better be up there with you ;)
Hey brother! I still do not see the snow, Smell that I'm full of sweat
Assumming the male and female are just neighbours.
Female: who discovered America
Male: No idea
Female: you need to pay more attention to reading books.
Male: Can i ask you a question
Female: ok
Male: Do you know Sussan?
Female: no
Male: You need to pay more attention to your husband.
Hint: the husband of the neighbor sees sussan behind the wife's back
( just trying to make it funny)
"Don't make it obvious, but look.... a no-coiner"
"Where's that blue-footed booby that touched my man!!"
Female: Did you poo?
Male: No, I didn't.
Female: Then, why does it smell like a poo?
Male: That's my fart, idiot!
"Is that a leftover sardine, or are you just happy to see me?"
When someone tells you a juice gossip about someone
lucevic very close to his ear says: hey thomas pull out the chest, that comes the girl of your dreams ...
friend: don't make it obvious but I think I see your ex.
me:
lucevic very close to his ear says: hey thomas good trip to Antarctica
How I wish I could be as white as the cloud
The other penguin repilies. Oh, don't be ironical, because all I could see now is your white bare chest.
Male: baby you are the egg in my egg roll without you am just a bonse
Female: oohh... sweet Jesus! Hope you heard that? Love in Tokyo!.
Penguin 1 :What does our features really makes us, amputee???
Now staring up I feel like I could stretch to the reach of that bird and pluck him out of the sky for lunch
Penguin 2 : Well, I like being practical. Infact I need to go fetch some food
Hellow @ Thomas Mitchell! Here is my entry.
"I have so much fun with you today. Goodbye, my friend!"
"Don't say goodbye when you know you will come back, someday. Take care. Happy trip to Antarctica."
Penguin 1 :I think we both make a perfect couple
Penguin 2 : Yeah especially when we are in the open away from the group
Penguin 1:The sun is out, I feel like basking in the euphoria of the sun all day.
Penguin 2: Hmmmm, I guess it's gonna be a dull day as well with no fun
"I think I got filled to my throat, can't look down"
"don't worry I will help you look down"
Penguin on the right of the image: Hey, Trump got elected as our President.
Left penguin : I'm gonna find a new country for myself.
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