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Shake shake shake, you roll the 6-sided die.

You rolled a 1.

Result
+1 attack roll +2 grub -2 potion +1 dagger -2 thief = 0

Battle lost.

Remaining lives:2

Attack again I shall you leafy shitetree!

@rollthedice

Shake shake shake, you roll the 6-sided die.

You rolled a 3.

Result
+3 attack roll +2 grub -2 potion +1 dagger -2 thief = 4

Battle won.

Lives remaining: 2

Double-check your math please... that looks like a total of 2 which would be a loss.

Arrgghh..Yeah you have a problem..3+2-2+1-2=2...Sorry down to one life remaining

Psst if you had a trophy you could buy a dagger at the shop to help OR you could try challenging another player for an item. OR just try again :)

The little guy wants to to tempt you..@gobbo

Gobbo sneaks in and steals all the dice.
He laughs like a jerk and throws a die.

The sneaky git rolls a 1.