Win SBDs and More: VDUX Disco Haiku Party

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Win SBDs and More: VDUX Disco Haiku Party!!!

No dancing necessary to win 2 SBD and author rewards in the VDux Disco Haiku Party! All you need to do is write a haiku. 17 syllables and the truth, as we say here in 'merica.

Read below for more about the contest instructions, how to participate, awards, and how I'll select a winner.

Contest Instructions

Write a haiku about aliens. Extraterrestrials only, not humans from countries other than your own. No political haikus, please. But, you can use previous haikus if you have any!

This must be a one-stanza, traditional 5-7-5 haiku like the ones described here: http://www.kidzone.ws/poetry/haiku.htm . Here’s an example:

Heard about aliens.

Lifeforms from another world.

Have they been to ours?

You can pronounce aliens "AIL-EE-ENS" or "AIL-YENS" (no points off for your dialect) and you may submit multiple haikus. Each one will be considered a separate entry.

(PS thank you @jadams2k18 for Suggesting the Theme. I'll send you .005 SBDs as "Thank You" soon.)

How to Participate

  1. Reply below with your haiku. Deadine: 11:59 pm UTC, July 6, 2018.
  2. Upvote this post. Deadline: 11:59 pm UTC, July 6, 2018.

That's it! But...

You should also resteem this post to increase the winner's prize and give yourself some free exposure! You can participate without resteeming -- I don't give preference -- but if you do resteem, it only helps you.

Also, post your entry on your own blog! Mention @vdux and I'll give you an upvote and resteem your post.

Awards

Winner gets:

  • 2 SBD
  • Half of this post's author awards
  • One free resteem from me for any of the winner's posts. (You choose the post. There's no time limit but I reserve the right to refuse resteem any post I consider offensive or indecent -- I'll simply ask you for a different, non-offensive post.)

One runner-up gets:

  • Any SBDs dotated to this contest
  • One free resteem from me for any of the winner's posts. (You choose the post. There's no time limit but I reserve the right to refuse to resteem any post I consider offensive or indecent -- I'll simply ask you for a different, non-offensive post.)

How I Will Select the Winner

Within 2 days after the deadline, I will read all entries and choose a winner and runner-up. While I'll take upvotes into consideration, my selection will reflect my personal preference based on the entries you submit.

Thank you to all who participated in my previous haiku contests:

@jenel, @giddyupngo, @chrislyr, @mineopoly, @puppetmaster1111, @calluna, @yidneth, @creatr, @acousticsteveo, @blackant, @rlt47, @viking-ventures, @steemotion, @foxfiction, @lologirl, @creyestxsa94, @yahialababidi, @jadams2k18, @doughtaker, @ladyrai, @impending.doom, @andysantics48, @felixgarciap, @godstimetim, @gamsam, @antorchajohnny, @aniketmore1925, @mameh, @tygertyger, @kaelci, @felicitas, @ayyeenn, @dmilliz, @eprolific, @jvanman, @kimberlylane, @phoenixwren, @liverussian, @herbertholmes, @dizzyjay, @emdesan, @markeverlasting, @shawnsporter, @operahoser, @eaglespirit, @tomset, @millennialnow, @preparedwombat, @apeximomen, @melissakellie, @freedomno1, @moneyinfant, @mermaidvampire, @millennialnow, @mysearchisover, @yahialababidi, @givonwayne, @pinkgeek, @boxcarblue, @ablaze, @hope-k, @rexdickson, @crescendoofpeace, @digitokash, @theunlimited, @theodora87, @mysecondself01, @pocketmouse, @jacksondavies, @ohkaaay, @lazarus-wist, @dbooster, @janesmy081316, @dc420la, @redheadpei, @whitelite, @olymar248, @nenad-ristic, @trudeehunter, @bananamemos, @iswaldsmoak, @josoft, @onefatindian, @pedroelec, @offgridlife, @daisyphotography, @chadrona, @hazem91

@dbooster we need some haiku photos! @mermaidvampire we need some GOODVIBES!!!

Reply below and FEEL THE HAIKU!!!

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Scully and Mulder
Extraterrestrial Life
The truth is out there

I will include some dance moves .....

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PS Bonus for the Carlton! Did you upvote this constest post?

Complete. Now all I need is more smoke. That alien took my stash man!

https://steemit.com/fun/@tristancarax/aliens-and-smoking

Smoke filled the room up
The Aliens and I laughed at
Chimps playing in mud.

Bonding. Nice. Welcome to the haiku contest! Thanks for entering!

One more from Uranus

Alien phone home
Anal probes of a third kind
Nearly missed my ride

Touchy subject?

Beady eyes, grey skin
Where did this image come from?
A conspiracy

Men in black hide well
Are aliens already here?
VDUX might be one

Good one! If I was an alien, would I ever tell anybody?

Their glares as I laugh:
They come in peace to us from
beyond Uranus

😁

Uranus is a long way to travel!

It's out there somewhere
An extraterrestrial
I want to believe

X-Files forever!!! Such nostalgic haiku!

Believe, then! You never know...

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Who is the alien?
Depends on the point of view.
Aren't we all the same?
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https://steemit.com/haiku/@viking-ventures/alien-point-of-view-haiku-for-vdux
(Image source PxHere_)

Ah, yes, I see what you did there. Hai-Kudos!

It was funny actually. I wasn't sure what to do, but I saw this picture and he just sorta told me that we are aliens to him as well.

I've been called worse.

hahaha. Having spent time in a foreign country, I've done the whole "alien" bit too. :-) (This guy looks equally "resident" too.)

Hi my friend vdux! Long time no see!

They walk among us
they came in peace, so they say
til they suck your mind

Aliens, they always want to eat your brain

Thank you so much dear friend.

Alien zombies, I presume?

Well, first I was thinking about Mork and Mindy, then I went to Starship Troopers

Pyramids of old
Crop circles, Stonehenge and more
Aliens exist

Here I am!

Hello UFO!

Lights in the night sky
Flying saucers passing by
Go outside, say Hi

Pranks at The New Job

Probe some human butts?
What do they learn from this stuff?
First days getting rough!

Excellent rhymes. Double entry!

I have been having a lot of fun with this theme, here I have a two part haiku for you!

Nope, no aliens!

No abduction here
Nothing to see FBI
Normal Human guy

It looks like green skin
But it is only the light
Trust fellow Human

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Aliens are real
I have one in my bathtub
It loves eating bugs

https://steemit.com/poetry/@acousticsteveo/4zjbyo-vdux-s-haiku-contest-entry

Ahahaha, Steve, yours is the cutest one truly! Who knows seriously, maybe they're not just pets - too many suspicious moments, they seem smarter than we think )))) haha, loved it!

BRILLIANT! Def most creative haiku so far.

Thanks guys. I just channeled the haiku the 👽 s beamed into my dome.

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https://steemit.com/contest/@vdux/vdux-s-contest-2-win-2-sbd-free-upvotes-and-more-for-writing-17-syllables

Still at it Cheetah?
Are aliens such a bore?
Tireless kitty...

She chases me down no matter where I post...

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Here's a tip for you
And have a thank you haiku
We love what you do!

Aww shucks. That made my day. Truly! You are too kind.