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Gobbo makes his best attack.
He laughs like a jerk.

The sneaky git hits for a 2.

!manyarrows

You load your bow with 3 arrows and shoot
arrows
Jeeeeeeez...two of your arrows nearly hit the target, but one of them hits a nearby rock and reflects. You shot yourself right in the eye and lose a freaking life. Its safe to say you are a blind turd :D

Oh boy. This is not how I wanted to start this campaign. I think I liked the other dice bot better :)

So I've failed this stage, do I just move on to the next stage?

You have not completely failed the stage yet. You did lose to Gobbo, who has now disappeared. You have 2 life points left for the stage, and you may now take on the Siren again. You may continue from either this reply or from the !l2 comment and notification that I'll spawn for you.

!l2

You still have 2 life points:

!l1

Your down to 1 life point:

Your down to 1 life point: