Haha! Great story - i wonder what his lordships views are on people with size 11 feet, much more dangerous in the snailworld...
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Haha! Great story - i wonder what his lordships views are on people with size 11 feet, much more dangerous in the snailworld...
Great question, most of Cheshireland is sympathetic to the accidental collision of soles with Cheshireland souls, as the life of a snail in human populated world is naturally dangerous. Although intensional foot to snail interactions are far less tolerated and have in some instances provoked retaliation.
Herein lies the official stance of Lord Shelton, if the perpetrator expresses immediate remorse implying an accident, his Lordship will be forgiving. If the human displays malicious intent, his Lordship will order a slow moving assault, the likes of which have never been seen!