Hey @pestis, Nice beery post, you even might join the # BeerSaturday challenge week 129 with this one....
have a look to this weekly challenge wich is running already since 129 here on Steem. We have some prizes each week
Do you plan to have Text in English as well?
@detlev I don't anticipate posting in English in the near future
Have a play with http://www.deepl.com as this brings translations to another level of quality and easiness.