Evidently I had to take precautions against the corona threat over here in China. So I decided to become a blanket which has resistance to disease/poison and also a +5 charisma bonus!
It only cost me 100 RMB which seems like a pretty sweet deal. Unfortunately, the blanket has blanked out my human body D:
Since I become a warm and cozy creature of the bed I adopted the appropriate name bedman. So far life has been good. More updates about life as a blanket in future posts.
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Have a witness !BEER
Apparently blankets are not allowed to have beers :(
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Second !BEER
I suggest you become a penis
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Those still get corona
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