I have some issues with this. You see, @marcoriccardi won because he forget to give me all the credit for helping him write his (MY) piece. His brilliance shines through because of me.
@calluna problem is she was listening in a secret meeting that I was having with the lessers as I plotted to take over the work place more effectively than her egotistical mind will allow her to think. Again, she stole my insights.
@theironfelix he cheated because he turned me into this deformed creature you see standing here before you as a way to keep me quite. It hasn't worked. I still have a voice to speak with.
How the other two, @cyemela and @nachomolina, were placed before my greatness is a mistake on your part, @crowdmind, because I happen to know exactly what drugs they gave you to put lessers before their true master.
I only want the contest to be fair. That is why I have presented this information to you, @crowdmind, in private in hopes that you will correct your obvious errors. You may now kiss me feet and praise me. bwhahaha -
Oh yes, @crowdmind, thanks for the token of appreciation. I had lots of fun with this after I got through the rough parts. -- I now must meditate to bring my mind back to a peaceful state. 8-)
Nyarlathotep, get out of this body! :P
Yeah you really need to beef up security at those little mutiny meetings ;) although I always appreciate a front man who knows how to up the ante (and the competition :p)
But it's okay, you can totally run the show and bask in all the glory, as long as I get my back room, and the locked door no one else can ever open for completely none sinister reasons of course!
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Ah, I was doing that as a means to give a life perspective change. To humble thy pride, but it seems as if yer pride had boiled beyond control and the determining decision on your life is a steep price of forever being shut. As @crowdmind is directly the puppet of Cthulhu and you still being saned into your sane thoughts, now upon this Earth may your voice-box be a series of sawblades that shall rip apart thy body if you try to speak. Much less try to gesture as well. The decision has been prouldly made for these charges by Nyarlethetop Itself:
If you breathe, I heard you can get all the bread in the whole wide galaxy~
For sure he cannot get my cookies. I share them only with the good ol Nyarly (it doesnt need to plot to have them, he can just ask kindly)
LOL