I reckon if your main goal when writing is to produce something interesting, and manage to do so in a professional way, people will click your content. Naturally images and a proper title will be absolutely paramount when it comes to attracting clicks, but it is not equal to an upvote; your content must simply be interesting and thus worthy of an update to get one.
In the time it took it to shitpost reply on this.. You could have looked at the pictures, had a giggle and tossed an upvote. I think you missed the point of what I was trying to bring to the table here, This isn't a super serious guide... :P
Haha, I did assume you intended to leave the reader with a message despite your amazing artwork.
The underlying message is just keep casting your bait... Eventually you'll get that sweet sweet Whale Milk. :D