While reading the first two paragraphs I thought this post was serious and was gonna mention in my comment how it differs from country to country and that you should specify which country you're focusing on...
...then I saw the actual 'formula'. Nice play, my friend. :)
Lol. Yes, that was my intent. I feel things hit you harder when you're not expecting them, which is useful for both the comedy aspect of the post, and the message.
When it comes to you, I always expect the unexpected!
Are you saying that my unpredictability has become predictable?
Oh dear, I guess I am......are there penalties for that?
Yes. Get your gloves on. You're in goal.
I second that!
I can relate :))