I kept reading in the hopes this was satire. Wow, everything this man touches is shit. Crapafee was the first security I used, and as a result had to have a team from the Comcast boards (a Comcast employee with a Microsoft employee who donated their time to those boards) help me use a program called Hijackit to get all the shit Crapafee had allowed on my computer off. It had even attached itself to the security software.
Physical crypto, buahahahahaha.
:P Glad to give you a laugh with some serious stuff he's trying to do :P