Neat argument. Bitcoin Cash is exactly what we had back in 2010 and then some.
It's not centralized. It's "fully decentralized".
SPVs "don't need to trust nodes" they can ask for Proof of Work.
Your new "Bitcoin standard" is "Banking 2.0". It's not the same Bitcoin standard we discussed so many years ago now.
Now changing essentials of the way transactions are made is considered ok, but hardforking is considered a risk?
It's all backwards.