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John McAfee recently seriously stated that he would eat his dick
if BTC/Bitcoin did not go to 500k in 3 years.
Image Credit: John McAfee and https://www.wired.com/2012/12/ff-john-mcafees-last-stand/
Don't eat your dick John, Please.
you had to run, you had to hide, you had to go, you had to glide,
But. Don't. Eat. Your. Dick.
No one needs to see that, there is no win or endgame in that scenario John.
On behalf of all people, everyone except maybe one sick twisted puppy in WhereEverLand,
don't do it, don't promise it, don't mention it, don't eat your dick John.
No one needs this image in their neuron fire network schedule.
John, don't eat your dick.
It's just not right.
It's not natural.
It's wrong. It's not you.
Look bitcoin might go down, might be supplanted by other ALT coins, and that could be to the advantage of the Rebel Alliance.
But John, don't do it. You may lose. Swallow gently. But don't eat your dick.
Swallow saliva, ...Don't swallow your own member. Don't cut it off on national TV and down the hatch it....no...that does Not a body good, nor an audience....nor an anything.
Don't eat your dick John.
That's not allowed in the etiquette of self preservation.
John, just reassure us, that no matter what, Rise or Shine, Fall or Whine, no matter what becomes of the B T C....you will not consume, chomp on, or flat out, eat your dick.
May the Force Be With You, Always.
No matter what though, through thick or through thin
an upvote, a downvote, a loss or a win....
don't. eat. your. dick.
Image Credit: John McAfee and https://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/06/19/john_mcafee_uninstall_video/
Kick ass and prosper John. Till all is (realized) one.
By the Way, very few people understand
that John is best described as a Chaotic Good Full Force Jedi Master.
Just in case you were wondering (Earth does not yet have lightsabers, just loads of Solo weapons)
As always, these are 100% original words burned into the blockchain,
put that into your brain.
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