Are you disturbed? Feeling vulnerable or triggered?
There are two main options to dealing with psychological trauma. One takes into account the entire spectrum of emotional cognitive functioning, the other is dealing with it like you're not a complete pussy.
If you're a special snowflake, and life is getting you down, find a safe space, some big cushions and a warm, comfortable lesbian. Together you can formulate a new identity onto which you can invert all your inadequacies into a victimisable minority status. It's not that you're a beta male with low muscle tone, you're actually an acne-kin, and you sexually identify as a sebaceous gland. You're not a banal, middle aged mop with a PhD, you're a social justice warrior, standing up for sebaceous lesbian-kin wherever they might be marginalised; be it facebook, chatrooms, steemit, but not the middle east, who are we to judge? Indeed, whatever kind of generally unwanted identity you have can be completely inverted into a functional victimhood in 15 minutes or less!
But, what if you're a white, heterosexual alpha male? How can you invert perfection? If life is getting you down, victimhood and lesbian hugs are simply not available resources. You're going to have to deal with your problems like a real man. First of all, stop calling your mother; most of this is her fault for giving you warmth and love; otherwise known as weaknesses. After shutting off your family, develop good habits. I assume you already exercise, as an alpha male is tall, muscular and ripped. By good habits I mean, stop solving your problems by sitting on the couch and drinking beer... Way too many carbs.
Switch to a good vodka or whisky, the stronger and cheaper the better.
Stay away from self help books. Unless you chopped down the tree and made the paper yourself, you're only relying on other people.
Start having one night stands, and wake her up the next day by quoting the Old Testament:
Proverbs 23:27
For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman ( @stellabelle ) is a narrow pit.
Indeed.
Binge on carbs once a week, and appreciate the warmth, tone and smell of truly manly farts.
Think of homelessness as 'developing survival skills'.
Set goals that motivate you
Hit 30
Abandon Goals
If you follow these simple steps, you're well on your way to becoming a self actualized modern man with purpose in a modern society. If you have any further questions, please don't hesitate to ask. I won't hesitate to answer, which should make you question seriously the value of my advice.
Many thanks to @clevercreator for the topic idea!
cushy lesbian and actual counselor here
thoroughly enjoyed this
Like I said, I'd take the option if it were available. Alas, my only remaining option is to shitpost on steemit.
You might also enjoy: https://steemit.com/zaftig/@business/on-the-relative-merits-of-pizza-and-ass-a-comparative-analysis
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of political correctness, I shall fear no censure, for I know words, I have the best words.
We shall ride!
Whether into the beautiful sunset, or horrifying post-apocalyptic ruins.
Love shall prevail!
I'm still trying to figure out if this is sarcasm or not...
Not sarc -- He is suffering from calling me a cunt.
"Let the women learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression." (I Timothy 2:11-14)
That's a good fairy tale, isn't it?
I'm an atheist (teapot agnostic).
Don't you have any questions?
In bellingham theres a big coushy lesbian that punches people who say "bitch" apparently its not pc or something
This paper might be relevant: http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0003347207003545
@dbxparis2
This makes sense tbf.