Daily Joke : 2018-08-30

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.


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(Joke sourced from the comedy Legends @ https://icanhazdadjoke.com/)

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This one is plastered all over the web. Do you write originals too?

Of course it is - it's a classic!

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