Guys, lets be real for a second.
Theres a lot of shit going on in the world right now.
The economy dropped dramatically a few weeks ago putting lots of people in vulnerable positions, and possibly even worse as money continues to be printed, multiple countries have closed their borders, a lot of illness and confusion has been spread across communities, and my housemate put the recycling bin out this morning instead of the general waste.
Basically, its all going Pete Tong.
But alas, even if we are all edging towards the mass apocalypse, we should always remember one thing;
We're not there just yet.
So in the meantime...
Coronavirus? Don't worry about it - there's a chance it could basically just be an ideology from the corona marketing department that got horribly out of hand.
Enjoy the previous airdrop and migration from Steemit -> HIVE.
And if you're English - bathe in the notion that at the end of this impending economical collapse, Freddo's may once again be 10p.
Oh yeh also, we'll be providing you with meaningless comedy on an almost daily basis (much shorter than the essay you're currently reading) to brighten your day in these slightly grey times - feel free to share all our jokes with your work mates, just so they can hate you that little bit more.
Now keep off my garden you pesky kids.
