Daily Caption Contest! (Day 4)

Sorry for missing yesterday's, today you get 2!
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Rules

  • Comment a creative caption!
  • Like the post (follow for more competitions in the future)
  • Comment with most likes will win 100% of the SBD from this post in 7 days (if more than one person wins, prize will be shared)
  • Feel free to leave a like to increase the payouts even if you're not playing
  • You can donate SBD directly to me with the memo "day 1 pot" to increase the prizes for this directly
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I know what you did now get me my damn newspaper I have to go

Cake yes please