(1) The Pen Borrowers: They are always in the bank, and it will be very hard to finish a single banking transaction without having an encounter with them. common pen dey won't carry. This people are very dangerous, once u borrow them the pen, u might fi
nd it difficult to identify them, meaning your pen is gone and gone for good! Here in Nigeria, once someone tells u "can I have your pen"? Believe me, that is the last time u will get to see that Pen...
(2) The I Dey Your Back Team: these group of people are very Conny, Immediately they enter the banking hall, even before taking the withdrawal or deposit slip, all they do is to know the last person and u hear them saying "i am at your back" or "I dey your back", if care is not taking,10 people can tell u "I dey your back",then at the end of the day,they cause confusion and given that you can't remember who is who, you too get confused and you start hearing stuffs like; I done tell am before, I was here before you blah blah...
(3)The Mr and Mrs No protocol team: These kind of people don't obey the first come ,first serve rule in the bank at all, they are Well known in the bank. On arrival they walk straight the cashier or manager,he ask them to sit down and within 5 minutes they have completed their transactions while others remain on the queue for hours...terrible huh
(4) The Customers From Another Planet; These people usually behave like they just arrived planet earth after a very long time in another planet,they will always be asking for today's date,even after telling them the correct date,they will ask someone else again. They are just so gullible!
(5)The Bank Door rejectees: These people are always in a rush to go in and out of the banking hall and thus end up having issues with entering the bank through the customers door. then u see them removing their belts,car keys,mobile phones etc and yet the machine keeps shouting "please go back".
Funny enough they are always bitter and complain about how other customers don't know how to use the door!!!
(6) The slip wasters : These kind of people can waste slip for Africa! To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip is a very big mountain to climb for them, you see them canceling, tearing, squeezing and taking another one. To write common 7850 naira in words is almost a big task for them. Even some of our so called undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario.
(7) The trouble makers; These group of persons only come to the bank to fight the manager or their account officer. Once they enter the banking hall the next thing you hear is " where is the manager" but if their anger is on the high side you'd hear "nah where manager office dey"? In a very aggressive manner. After all their noise, they still end up not even able to hurt a fly...lol
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