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I was more thinking about the temperature of the location I would be sent to.

I'm pretty sure it will be overly warm where I'm going ;-)

Lets just say if you ended up where you suspect you would, any clothing would be rendered useless by flames ;)

But then I would be naked. I'm sure there's rules about that. Christians are very big on nakedness being 'not a good thing' so I'm pretty sure I'd need to at least have some shorts on.

I mean, what would the neighbours think?