I'd defend Alaska from Russians. The Tlingits already convinced them to sell it once. I think we could do it again.
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I'd defend Alaska from Russians. The Tlingits already convinced them to sell it once. I think we could do it again.
Actually that was a joke. Click on the image. It's from the Babylon Bee. (the news paper of record)
I know. Biden couldn't sell paper bags to bagmen. The Tlingits did strongly discourage the Russians though. The Russian ships had cannon, which were bad for Tlingit villages. The Tlingits had big, bad ass warriors and rocks, so they would have a big, bad ass warrior swim out to a Russian ship at night with a rock, and bash holes in the hulls.
This saved many Tlingit villages. I was told they had never surrendered, just assimilated.
swimming in alaskan water? daaaayam. That's cold.
Yes. Yes, it was. However, as a young man I was willing to cavort in ice laden water if young ladies in wet underwear were. I personally proved the lies about being dead in three minutes if you were immersed in freezing water were false, spending hours with maidens so cavorting back when I had hormones. And very much fewer brain cells, apparently.