"...how current events in the ME are part of the biblical calls for end times..."
I deal with this almost daily. I have a good friend I love dearly, and when he can overcome his zealotry with reason he can really have great insight. He's an awesome source for medical information about supplements, cannabis, and etc., but he's really got his head in a weird space regarding religious doctrine.
"...hear all about what put my eyes to sleep."
I look forward to it.
However, paragraphs are a thing. Give 'em a try. You might like them!