Time: Global Warming Must Be Stopped in 12 Years No Matter What

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Misleading
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A polite way to say that they are lying.

Josh: The New IPCC report is a work of art

Its fun to pick apart some of the ridiculous claims of the alleged dangers of climate change.

Global warming poetries – battle of the Algorhymes

  • A long time ago (in the 80’s or so),
    Al Gore warned that warming would soon be alarming;
    “Our children won’t know what it’s like to see snow!
    Our atmosphere we must stop harming!”
    .
    He’d acquired in college, some greenhouse gas knowledge.
    Then, over years of political careers,
    He pondered this notion: The atmosphere and oceans
    Are useful to raise public fears.
    .
    He made presentations to all the world’s nations.
    His film (sci-fi trash) was a box office smash!
    Academy sensation! Oscars, nominations
    And copious currents of cash!
    .
    Then unto him fell the Peace Prize, Nobel…
    Authority, on him was now vested.
    (Debates he must quell, for he knows quite well:
    Models failed when reality tested.)
    .
    So, grew the meme of anthropogenic extreme.
    While insiders profited highly,
    Those who objected were quickly subjected
    To ridicule (and regarded vilely).
    .
    Pinwheels and mirrors now litter the lands…
    Power lines, mile after mile.
    On high plains, sea cliffs and desert sands
    Our vistas, they now beguile.
    .
    But, collectors of government subsidies
    Find them a beautiful sight,
    These mechanical menaces… begging a breeze
    Or a sunbeam to make their cost right.
    .
    Decades upcoming threaten cold’s icy numbing-
    Nature’s cycles, in concert, are waning.
    The slowness to warm should have cancelled alarm,
    But Al never ceases campaigning:
    .
    “We humans are bad, with our fossil fuel fad,
    It’s a fast-building carbon disaster!
    And now it’s two-fold! It’s causing the cold
    And the hotness to come so much faster!”
    .
    Yet, while he’s pleading that all should be heeding
    His carbon reduction ambitions,
    He hopes you’re not seeing his own footprint being
    Hundreds of poor folks’ emissions.
    .
    Let’s hope he’s thought out, while jetting about,
    The messages of his actions.
    By far they outweigh any words he might say,
    In the minds of the wiser factions.

Oh, Goody—A New IPCC Report
we have only ten years left to save the planet!

  • Haven’t we been hearing that we only have 10 years left to save the planet since 1970? Yes, in fact 1970 is the first instance I have on record of the head of the UN (U Thant in those days) saying we only have ten years left. I only wish we just had ten years left till we stopped having to hear how we only have ten years left. Can “Ten Years After” get back together and please do a reunion tour?


they must not have read the story The Boy Who Cried Wolf
but they rilly rilly mean it this time!`

Wait! “Critical”,”life changing” IPCC report by 33.5 unpaid women is just like all the last ones

CRU, NASA, BEST, NOAA Land Temp Data Conflict By Up To 90% (0.8°C), Spawning ‘Large Uncertainty’

this is the data upon with the IPCC report is based. The margin of error is greater than what they claim will happen.

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I seem to recall the Climate Change religion zealots stating we had ten years to act or else global extinction back in 1998.

yup..and every prediction that they have made has bee WRONG.
they've admitted that their goal is the destruction of capitalism...climate change is just their method of doing so.

Climate Alarmists Admit They Want to Dismantle Our Free-Enterprise System

  • A senior U.N. environmental official says entire nations could be wiped off the face of the Earth by rising sea levels if the global warming trend is not reversed by the year 2000

Clever poetry.

Good poetry

Why is it good poetry?