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Still drunk? I 'd argue you weren't even that drunk!

No you won't

Prove it?

Never!

I figure I won that debate in two words ;)

No you didn't!

Then prove how I did not argue with you ;)

Why are you doing smiley winkeyfaces?! I thought this was for argueing! Get back to it!

So, back into my role: I don't have to prove anything to you!