Lol! “Cell Phoners.”
This actually happened to me once when I was working at Dairy Queen as a teenager. I was looking at the menu while mopping the floor at the end of my shift, and it said “Cheeseburger Lovers” (“Special”, or some final word like that). I couldn’t figure out for the life of me what makes a lover a Cheeseburger lover as opposed to a regular lover. I swear I was not on drugs... :)
Some of these people can be trusted, but we must research everything ourselves and learn to decide for ourselves whether we do what they say we should or what we know we should. Become your own expert, master your body, master your self, and then no one will be able to persuade you. You will always be able to make decisions that are best for you, regardless whether its to trust an expert or trust your gut.
Amen!
haha That's hilarious! I believe you about not being on drugs. Some of the most weird and silly or derp moments in my life were stone cold sober.