ROLFMAO!
I don't know which you philosophers you've met, but the people I know aren't quite like that. We're more about the rigorous application of logic and analysis, questioning everything, and generally taking as little as possible for granted in terms of what is true. We can be observed scuttling to and from university cafeterias at dusk to avoid casual social contact, and are sometimes intolerably boring unless plied with copious amounts of booze.
Just because the #philosophy tag here (much like the 'philosophy section' in most bookshops) is a medley of crystal-waving, subjective assertion with no supporting evidence, and wishful thinking - so bereft of critical reasoning that 75% of it would implode at it's first brush with critical-thinking - doesn't mean that we're all like that. ;)