Top 10 Unbalanced Things in DotA 2

in #dlivestar6 years ago

10 - Fire Spirits
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This mother♥♥♥♥ing little spirit fire birds flies in mid air towards to you and hits your♥♥♥♥♥and reduces your attack speed to zero, delete this overpowered piece of♥♥♥♥♥♥spell from game or raise its cooldown to 9999.

Okay this♥♥♥♥♥♥is worse than the number 10, fire spirits but no one plays phoenix in low brackets like mine, so its more ♥♥♥♥♥♥full for me, i hate this spell because you can drive the ♥♥♥♥ing bus whole game with this spell, unlimited speed, ganking, espacing, just like what the ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with this skill?

9 - Charge of Darkness
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Okay this♥♥♥♥♥♥is worse than the number 10, fire spirits but no one plays phoenix in low brackets like mine, so its more ♥♥♥♥♥♥full for me, i hate this spell because you can drive the ♥♥♥♥ing bus whole game with this spell, unlimited speed, ganking, espacing, just like what the ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with this skill?

8 - Bloodrage
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  • %20359325 Health Recover
  • %0325235 More Damage Dealt and Taken
    When this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ comes to mid against you, you can't get any lh, he takes whole farm. Most op early game spell so far, ♥♥♥♥ you icefrog.

7 - Spectre
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THIS ♥♥♥♥♥ NEVER DIES AND DEALS TONS OF DAMAGE TO EVERY SINGLE TARGET OF HER, YOU KILL YOURSELF INSTEAD OF HER WHEN ATTACKING TO HER, ONLY A ONE RADIANCE AND SHE IS UNTOUCHABLE DELETE DELETE THIS THIS DELETE THIS THIS DELETEE SDTU+^=%ÎF=(^+GJH+%j
♥♥♥♥ING UGLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

6 - Gambler
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Y'all thought this guy is chaos knight right ? NO, YOU WERE WRONG, THIS HERO IS GAMBLING ITSELF, TOTAL TRASH HERO, 4 LUCK SPELLS, %12 luck spell, 2-4 stun/damage luck spell, +1 more illusion chance luck spell, random teleport enemies and you between a line luck spell, 4 luck spells in a single hero, look there, ♥♥♥♥ this hero, i dont have any chance i always get 1 second stuns instead of 4, so i dont play this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hero which made for armless people, so but opponent always do, and they always stun me for ♥♥♥♥ing 4 seconds. BALANCEEDDDD FOR SUREEE..

5 - Invisibility
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Invisibility... Invisibility means:
-Untouchable
-Unbeatable
-Immortal
-Unshootable
-Unseen

4 - Nimbus
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Actually, why icefrog added a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing like that to game, I've always wondered. This hero is allready strong, and ? Instead of nerfing him, give more stuff to play with to him. Interesting, God thanks me for don't giving me a brain like icefrog's.

3 - Radiance and Solar Crest
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Fact #46: If you belive in Radiance and Solar Crest's percentage of chance to evade, you are a total retard which can't use it brain.
Fact #21: Radiance have a hidden miss chance thats not actually %17, its %34, if you are reading this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ guide your iq won't be enough to understand what i am gonna say so nevermind and let me continue, this two items, wait not only this two, every item that grants evade, every talent, every spell, every ♥♥♥♥ing♥♥♥♥♥♥that allows you to evade attacks are broken and there is fake percentages on them. Dont believe radiance is %17 don't believe solar crest is %15, its all 2x, or maybe even 3x more than that. The worst worst worst thing i hate in that game is that both items and other evade ♥♥♥♥♥tts.

2 - Matchmaking
I TOTALLY HATE THIS GAMES MATCHMAKING SYSTEM WHEN I WON 3 GAMES IN A ROW THEN I GET MATCHMAKED WITH PEOPLE WHO PICKS CARRY AND DOESNT KNOW HOW TO FARM AND PEOPLE WHO PICKS SUPPORT AND DOESNT KNOW HOW TO SUPPORT AND PEOPLE WHO GOES JUNGLE WITH LC OH MY GOD JUST DELETE THE MATCHMAKING SYSTEM AND CREATE A NEW ONE DICKFROGG.
Oh all you expected that one should be 1, right ? No, there is something that breaks the whole game, just carry on and keep reading.

1 - Cold Snap
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Tick stun tick stun tick stun this idiotic spells ticks every milisecond and turns target to ash when combined with other spells, can't you play Invoker? Are you a♥♥♥♥♥♥? Can't you remember the spells and keep them in your mind? No problem, pick Invoker, level Quas, press Q three times, press R, click on any enemy hero, congrats, you have an assist !!!
TBH thats most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spell of game, THAT CAN disable the enemy blink spells, THAT CAN disable the all channeling spells, THAT CAN even prevent enemy from right clicking !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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