"If you do not want the apple then you might want to stick yourself with this" the witch said.
"how about you go pound sand and give me the apple instead" Said the lady who wants to go to the ball.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball......gag.
Meme passed on from some source no longer known. If it is yours let me know and ill send you cred , sharing for a laugh. Adding some words for a bit more fun.