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Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?
Wherever he wants.

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I asked my Mom why ADHD runs in our family.
She said because it won't sit still.

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Never tell a pun to a kleptomaniac
They're always taking things literally.

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Where does a martial arts instructor in Bankok live?
In a Thai con-do.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands

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What do Thanksgiving and junkies have in common?
Cold turkey.

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If you’re feeling paranoid...
You’re not alone.

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What is a golfer's favorite type of cheese?
Par-mesean

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What's the difference between a glutton and a hungry man?
One eats too long, the other longs to eat.

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Did you hear the one about the giant pickle?
He was kind of a big dill.

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