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I need that time machine

I won't give ๐Ÿ˜‹

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in the morning Tom calls to his boss:

  • Good morning, boss, unfortunately I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my both hands and legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work.
    The boss replies:
  • You know Tom, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that.
    2 hours later Bob calls:
  • Boss, I followed your advise, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house.

jajaja very funny jajaja have a nice day my friend

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what does that mean? I cant understand:-((((

If you can't then it's not to u

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Don't invest. NASA detroyed the technology to take it to the moon.

Lol

Helo, apa kabar @saimegh? Postingnya bagus ini.. upvote yaa..

Having good reputation & asking for upvote is shame on you !!!

That's so funny, guy. I hope someday it will be come true

Someday is not far away ๐Ÿ˜‹


Please don't fight guys, we're all a family here. Not a great family, but a family nonetheless.
Deep down we all share a common goal of manipulating this platform for monetary gain and communal notariety by any means nessacary.
If you comment on something asking someone for STEEM and that buffoon agrees for nothing in return. Respect.
If you steal a meme and it becomes popular because these idiots are too stupid to realize it. Respect.
No rules.
No mercy.
Money over everything.
Game respect game.@saimegh @emma28

** hits joint **

I'm high af.

ย 7 years agoย (edited)ย 

@saimegh, If you are selling spacecoin, then I will sell all my cryptos for buying a lot of them.....lol!!!

Nice meme.....

Thanks ๐Ÿ˜

Cool nice work dude ... Then you need to look into dmania tag ๐Ÿคฃ lol first investigate & point out me

LOL...
You just a thief๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ˆ

You know this quote right

Haters gonna hate

I do not know you.
Why I will hate you?

Go post some good stuff & don't spam with comments here

You also stop stealing.