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I can't stop my face from turning red at the drop of a hat and I definitely cannot stop sweating. Buuuuut I'll internet shop for the perfect gift for HOURS. 😉

you sweat when you eat and breathe...it's really something to see...

she sat up in bed this morning at like 3 am and beefed. So she CAN'T si tup at 3 am without farting...