Voted for
- Life
Not because it is weak, but simply because I don't know how to play it. I didn't like the Life splinter when I started out, so I never used it... When the Unicorn was released, I tried a couple of times, but I was already up too high in the leagues to start learning from scratch. So, when a Life quest comes up, I skip it. I'm planning to learn, however. But it is a big hurdle to take. :0)
P.s.: I like your affiliate link - pitch. Good thinking!