Our hero descends to the bottom of the stairs to find an even larger cavern, jam packed full of the wooden "objects". He now wonders if it was worth it to carry the heavy armload of identical wooden dicks from the cavern above. It seems possible that fire could clear away this obstruction, but our hero has nothing to make a fire with. His phone battery is now at 50%.
What would you have our hero do?
Stay Cozy!
When life gives you dicks, you make lemondick?
The cave has proved to be fruitless, it's time to take as many dicks as he can back to outside and go to the road sign. He might be able to find a town that has a horrible lack of dicks. He could become a millionaire.
If he has the samsung galaxy s8 those things have been known to explode so he could throw his phone like an explosive and catch everything on fire. problem solved.
50% is enough battery charge to call Sasha Grey. She'll take care of the dicks.
Haha, good answer.
Rub the dicks hard to light the fire and I am sure it will work and probably this is the only option.
What the hell is our hero doing!? I wasn't online for 2 days and our hero is doing useless things.
Our hero should go with the whole "objects" in his hand to the giant, as a gift - he is certainly impressed, he already liked the one. :)
He smashes his phone causing the battery to explode and create a huge fire!
Did he pick up those coins? He can start a fire with them somehow maybe by striking them extremely hard. Or maybe he could rub the dicks together vigorously to create friction to cause heat/fire.
Let's try to swim over the giant sea of wooden magic sticks.
How can we set on fire such a treasure!? We can then open a shop for adults and sell them, Ogres will love it!
I don't know if a fire is the best way to clear the wooden dicks. Our hero will die from smoke inhalation. Maybe he can take a quick look past the pile of wooden dicks with his phone to see if it's worth clearing a path or just leaving. Clearing the path would probably kill most of his battery power though...
Call his hot girlfriend and she will say hello, the wooden dicks would catch fire ;))
Our hero is worried because his phone battery is down to 50%. He must also find a way on how to get through that pile of wooden dicks. I he thinks that fire is the only way to clear those wooden objects. There are 3 techniques he could try to make fire. First is to use the two wooden objects together. Second is to rub 2 rocks/stones. And the third is those coins that are made of unfamiliar alloy. If that "unfamiliar" alloy is a "magnesium" alloy then it can be use to make fire by rubbing them together.
If our hero can make fire, then could use it as a light (preserve the 50% battery of the phone) at the same time could clear the path to deeper part of the larger cavern. And also he could warm himself because there is fire.
Nothing to make fire with? Rub the mysterious wooden objects together! Then try not die of carbon monoxide poisoning. Also, turn off the cellphone flashlight app. He could probably use one of the wooden objects as a torch briefly.
The obvious answer here, as stated already, is dick friction. Create a dickfire, make a bowdrill or something. You're creative, you got this.
Gonna have to do with what everyone else said and start rubbing those two dick things together. Hopefully our hero doesn't burn himself alive by burning all of those things though.
The Hero should grab that much wooden dick which he can carry with him and after that he should come out of cave.
As the battery is getting discharged quickly the HERO should come out of the Cave as soon as possible else he will be in trouble.
Thank you...steem on and stay blissful...
I have a very smart proposal. Maybe it can sound weird but it can really solve the problem of this mountain of dicks.
Our hero should take two wooden dicks and rub them together. Before he gets the fire!
Of course, it will take some time, so we should turn off the light on the phone.
I concur, he should rub the dicks together
Yeah, I am totally with this idea, too.
Haha your riddles are amazing man. U kept his phone batter 50% by your choice knowing that 100% would have resulted in the blast of battery.. Man he could have fired the wooden dicks ;) you betrayed him
If there are only wooden d...s in the cave, there is no point to stay. If it’s night, our hero should climb one of the tree and see if there is any light far away.“Why battery is at 50%?” lol this made me lough unless @subratabarua has his on nuclear.
Instead of setting a fire and risking injury, our hero decides to see what is behind the pile of wooden dicks. He sets down his personal stash and begins to dig through to see what's beyond the dicks.
Not possible, there's millions of them.
Jajaja wtf, how are there millions of them, I just can't stop laughing.
Suddenly story became about the ocean of wooden dicks loool.
lmao
Why the phone battery is now 50% ??
The light uses up battery very quickly.
thanks for your reply
Damn I said he needs to bury them infront of the cave before proceeding further in! Now he should go out and charge that phone and buy a portable battery maybe.. and buy fire or something.
Our hero can always get two stones and make fire from it to clear the wooden obstacles
I think our hero should the risk of making the fire. sometimes, we have to take risk in life
nice drawing that is dear
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resteemit done
wow really well drawing i like it ...... keep it up
He must to get a charger fast
Firstly heros should be appreciated..there face a lot of things just to be called heros..secondly you can be a hero..but must be prepared to face any goddamn thing that comes your way...dope drawings.symbolic. .thumbs up
well amazing share
Good pots @alexbeyman
Hero always has a way out.
Although now iphone batre stay 50% more
friction is key here he is gunna have to use what his got (it may be a pin but it goes like a sewing machine )
Take a shit and get out. There's more to the world than wooden dicks