In a bid to impress the silent, shy city dwellers, our hero whips out the wooden object. Brandishing it proudly above his head, he waits for them to shower him with gifts in tribute of his plainly god-like powers. Instead they just stare, visibly unsettled by the display.
What would you have our hero do next?
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He should throw it and see if they come out and go for it
He needs to keep trying showing the piece to them, in fact he can talk and tell them that the piece is magical
Dude, this one made me laugh pretty hard, haha.
Well, since that didn't work and they can't appreciate the grand splendor of our dildo, It must be time to move on and look for an entrance into some of the buildings or a way out of the maze.
Yes!!! Now our hero is getting smart!
Next, I could be wrong, but the creatures welcome him in to their home and bow down to him.
Our Hero is doing everything he can to communicate and to impress these shy city dwellers but showing them the wooden dildo but still in vain. Or maybe he will give it to one of the dwellers the wooden dildo to gain their trust. Or maybe its time to show these dwellers his cellphone and show its magnificence by using it as a source of light but the battery is already down to 25%.
I think they already know that "mysterious object", because there were many of them. Seriously, show them your impressive smartphone! These "people" look different, as if they don't know something like that.
I'd be quite surprised if I saw what he was holding too.
Hahaha. I think he's really sick of them not letting him out so he's just messing with them. And yeah look is that a dildo? It's hilarious. Hahaha
He has made peace with the fact that he's gonna stay there forever.
May be they don't think these wooden objects are anyhow related to powers which God can posses because they are staring him as they used to, if these wooden objects reflected powers they may have helped him.
These city dwellers are harder to impress than i thought.
They are not even impressed by his supposedly god-like powers.
Or perhaps on a second thought they're just afraid?
He shuld try to scare them at the same time assuring them as he has their attention now telling them that even though he has the powers to destroy them he wont because he is noit in the mood but if they continue keeping quiet he would be forced to. That way they'll panick nd talk.
I think being friendly with him is "fail now" and seems that they are not interesting on those objects. They are too shy, may be he should try something else to talk to him.
I think they are simply afraid. The hero should just ignore them and move on. He is still in the maze and could get lost or loss the map and get stocked there
hero is thinking to start some firting
A winning strategy in all situations ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i hope our hero is not a douchebag!!!! Is he ?
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Haha oh well. I suppose it's time to go deeper in the maze.
See, no good can come out of this...
Now he just needs to keep looking and prepare for the worst..
I think it's hightime our hero took action. Get himself out there and kick there ass.
This just plainly states that you can not impress everyone. That no matter what you do, there are always some people who are not impressed or choose to ignore you just because in their tiny minds they wished that they could have done what you did. Let's face this, haters gonna hate.
I think your statement is indeed great. It's true that some people don't appreciate good things. Instead if they had done that they would just brag about it. Some people can't appreciate the good things in life whether the doer be anyone, they fucking choose to ignore.
Our hero. Needs to get out of there and go to the burning metal thing. These creatures are probably getting ready to eat him or something.....
Throw the wooden object at them since they've chosen not to be helpful
Not its time he throws that object at them...aim it at one of their mouths!
Attempt to climb in through the window to reach where they are.
Wahaha, what did he expect from them showing the object, lol :D
Okay, Now we have no choice, let's go further... :d
Yep, it's time to shine with beautiful hand tricks.
Let's show the hiding trick, they will be amazed!
Hehehe please what is our hero holding? Is that a d**k???? Omg can't stop laughing.
Yeah. A wooden dildo
They hadn’t see the wooden thing before huh?little pricks. Now he should pretend that it gives him super powers
They seem to be interested in him a bit more. Our hero should be patient. Wave with wooden object, turn on the music from his phone he previously downloaded.
Even though they appear unsettled at least he's got their attention and they are somewhat responding to him. Maybe he could try and trade one of them the wooden object or give it to one of them as a gift to make friends?
Throw it at them. Then say it wasn't you but somebody else. At least that is what I would do. And then point to one of the other people and say they did it. Then they will get in a fight. Since they are fighting you can steal stuff.
he should simply motivate them and make them friends, in order to make friends if he has to loose something of his own or the thing in his hand, he has to sacrifice it and trade with them, they will help him in getting things done...
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https://steemit.com/drawing/@eljose27/stickman-adventure-part-22-shock-and-awe-parody-by-alexbeyman
yes, hightime our hero took action.Our hero should be patient. it's time to shine with beautiful hand tricks. haha nice adventure post,,,,
Hero is turning on a funnier side, he has got stuck at a place for too long,time to show them He can piss too ;)
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He should left the place because they are not friendly.
He should wait until someone is gonna melt enough for help before the god like power , maybe city dwellers are acting surprised coz they dont know what super power it holds....
Nice story
I'm recalling motivated by your artwork
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There is no easy way to convince me:???
Well I recommended throwing rocks through the windows but I guess hitting them with the mystic wooden object may be a good idea as well!
Hahaha...
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This is called creativity, you are best.
Hit one of them with it, and call it a dickslap. Maybe they'll like that.
Or, it will knock them out long enough for him to sneak in through the window and take a dump