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Don't worry, boss kitty, you are safe from her glarey eyes of doom. She is a cat person like you XD.

Woo Hoo!
I better not make Soju upset then, she might tell on me to her. Then I would get my arse kicked.

You must respect the Soju. She's probably a badass ninja if she can transform into human form.

😲 then I would have died a million times by now

Waow! I’m sure she wouldn’t kill you that often. Maybe once every Tuesday, and any other day when you are late feeding her.