We were trying to protect our fort from invasion, however all of the windows were straws and all of our guns were of the pellet type.
A fatty who grabbed the most customized rifle had issue carrying due to weight of it. I was about to enter a body of water when someone demonstrated to me how every green puddle and lake on the property contained crocodiles. It was hard to see them until they were pretty much right in front of you.
To protect the property and sound an alarm, we placed a statue of Linda Hamilton on top of a tall poll, but it kept falling off due to instability. I climbed up to set it back up and told everyone that I have a better balance by wrapping myself around the pole with arms and legs. To prove that I was stable I swung forward which caused the pole to tip over.
Fatty tried to climb on top of a table to look thru the window for anyone coming, but could not because of a heavy rifle. She decided to grab mine which was made of plastic instead of a metal and was much lighter. I took her rifle and remove few handles that made it much easier to handle.
It is almost dawn and everyone has left except for me and another female. As we walk down the path, we come across two strange males that are acting weird with a sword blade laying near them. As they noticed us and look at the blade, I rush to grab it first which makes them scatter in different direction. One ran towards the lake and turned into a female. I gave chase after her until she jumped into a lake and a cloud of smoke rose up around it. Female I was with told me I should abort my pursuit and leave the area since it was an obvious trap.