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So the straws aren't sticking? Perhaps we need more string. Or maybe it's not super enough.

Straws stick, more importantly straws suck. But don't?

What are these straws sucking? Pipes?

Wait, I am caught in a loop!!

Yes, string tends to do that.

And if the universe were made of it... that would explain quite a bit.

Only if they were strings not as we know it!

we know it? I wasn't informed.