In my defence, I was still a bit drunk from the livestream. So these slurred, dulcet tones are from a tipsy Northerner in England who REALLY enjoyed playing this. The game was a proof of concept from Dark Desire studio, who have since gone on to release more stuff, with interesting stories. Honestly, it's like Pineview Drive if Pineview Drive were not shite.
All my YT stuff will be getting moved to there as well as a host of new things, as DT/Steemit at least cares about it's small creators. Presuming DT's servers actually let anyone see the video -_-