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Don't scream. Don't freeze. Don't look at it directly, it may smell your fear. The awkward moment when you encounter the first real zombie and you're too afraid to take the first swing. "What if I'll be surrounded and killed? What if this game is that mean?" But then you man up and do what needs to be done.
A couple of bashes later and there's a sad looking zombie lying on the ground. I pocket my 15 USD from him and smile knowing that a grind of money is to be had here. Oh, memories.
Episode 1: Waking up infected already
Episode 2: First Steps on the roof
Episode 1: How to win as a monk
Episode 2: Saving Deckard Cain
Episode 3: Skeleton King beware
Episode 1: Why exploring old castles is a good thing
Episode 2: Carefully planning my revenge
Episode 3: Bramble courtyard is code for spiders
Episode 4: Some bosses fall harder than others
Episode 1: Present Delivery [Hard Mode, No Lives Lost]
Episode 2: Rabbit Holes [Hard Mode, No Lives Lost]
Episode 3: Snowy Backyard [Hard Mode, No Lives Lost]
Episode 4: Sprint Track [Hard Mode, No Lives Lost]
Episode 5: Express Shipping [Hard Mode, No Lives Lost]
Episode 6: Checkers [Hard Mode, No Lives Lost]
Episode 7: Skull Peak [Hard Mode, No Lives Lost]
Episode 8: Lobby [Hard Mode, No Lives Lost]
Episode 9: 3 times around [Hard Mode, No Lives Lost]
Episode 10: North Pole [Hard Mode, No Lives Lost]
Episode 11: Patch [Hard Mode, No Lives Lost]
Episode 12: Maze [Hard Mode, No Lives Lost]
Episode 13: Fireworks [Hard Mode, No Lives Lost]
Episode 1: The greatest karting game ever?
Episode 2: Why staying optimistic is key!
Episode 3: Winter tracks are the best
Episode 4: Knocking on the door of the end boss
Episode 1: My first EVER horror game
Episode 2: My first horror game EVER strikes again!
Episode 3: My progress so far
Episode 1: My first wild, crazy game
Episode 2: Exploding monsters? Yes, please!
Episode 3: My first pet rock experience
Episode 1: Slimes shall be slain
Episode 2: Summoning skills are OP
Episode 3: Giant slimes are amazing
Episode 1: Fruit salad anyone?
Episode 2: Grrr...a huge watermelon!
Episode 3: The next area unveiled
Episode 1: Is this the hardest platformer ever?
Episode 2: Flying around killing Bosses
Episode 3: Best game on DTube
Episode 1: Why are slimes attracted to me?
Episode 2: Cacti army
Episode 3: Flying enemies challenge!
Episode 1: Exploring dark castles
Episode 2: Shinobis are OP
Episode 3: 1000 gold per run, why yes, thank you
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This is too scary.
But are zombies real.
Zombies are real. Sadly. I was walking down the street that one time and there she was, stumbling about doing that whole grrrhhhhh-ima-eat-your-brain-thing and there was nothing left for me to do but run away. My trusty pipe had been broken and that was the only choice.