About 30 seconds after waking in the morning I read this as : I laughed so hard I actually was scared for a moment I would break up with my boyfriend.
Really confusing moment for me.
Thanks for all your nice comments @soyrosa!!! You can talk to your self anytime here - it's safe now.
Hahahaha - that breaking up thing is really on your mind eh - well, this is two minutes before I go to sleep so no super long or clever comments for me anymore but if you ever need to talk about this bad break-up: I'm a (yes, really) psychologist.
Who talks to herself.
(It's okay Rosa, you're safe here.)