Alright homies the results are in! Three of you thought #1 was a lie... (@to7, @captainbob, @rutheh), another three thought #2 was a lie... (@waybeyondpaidtai, @jeffmcmullen, @myndnow), and one of you thought #3 was a lie (@polebird).
And the winner(s) is...
Woohoo! Winner, winner, chicken dinner!